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YOUR LOYALTY STATUS
CURRENT POINTS: 0
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You may only use existing loyalty points for purchases at this time.
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COMPLY Corporate Badge
Official corporate identification badge. Displays your loyalty rank.
150 POINTS
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OBEY Neural Headset
Advanced neural compliance headset with built-in subliminal messaging.
500 POINTS
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CONSUME Timepiece
Luxury watch that reminds you to spend money every hour.
750 POINTS
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WORK Executive Briefcase
Professional briefcase for carrying your corporate soul.
300 POINTS
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SUBMIT Business Suit
Formal attire designed to suppress individuality and promote conformity.
1200 POINTS
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EXECUTIVE
SILENCE Ergonomic Ball Gag
Premium ergonomic design for maximum comfort during corporate meetings.
2500 POINTS
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TRUTH Revelation Sunglasses
Special sunglasses that reveal hidden corporate messages. Developer access only.
0 POINTS